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1.Ayoun来自gbusinessmanhadjuststarte360问答dhisbusiness,andrentedabeautifuloffice.Sittingthere,hesawamancomeintotheouteroffice.Wishingtoap课剧征术剂报案纸果pearbusy,thebusinessmanpickedupthephoneandprete志ndedthathehadabigdealworking.Hethrewhugefiguresaroundandmadegiantcommitments.一个年轻人刚开始做生意，租了一间漂亮的办公室。坐在办公室，他看见一个人从外面走进办公室。装着倍季衣矿月过很忙的样子，他拿起话筒，假装正在跟人谈一笔很大的生意。他从嘴里说出的，都是数目很大的数字，还有口气很大的许诺。Finally,hehungupandaskedthevisitor."CanIhelpyou"Thema显均边伯树标五端集优nsaid,"S食句德ure.I'vecometoinstallthephone."最后，他挂上电话，问来访者:“您有什么事吗？”来访者说:“哦，我是来装电话的。”2.Juliewassayingherbedtimeprayers."PleaseGod,"shesaid,"MakeNaplesthecapitalofItaly.MakeNaplesthecapitalofItaly."Hermotherinterruptedandsaid,"Julie,whydoyouwantGodtomakeNaplesthecapitalofItaly"AndJuliereplied,"Beca义本字无赵usethat’swhatIputin刑货聚笑富功失希mygeographyexa表阻m!"朱莉叶在做睡前祷告。“祷告上帝，”她说，“让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。”妈妈打断她说：“朱莉叶，你为什么求上帝让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都呢？”朱莉叶回答说：“因为我在地理考卷上是这么写的。”3.T至杂名都heSwimmerTheteachertoldtheclassthestoryofamanwhoswamariverthreeti概额识mesbeforebreakfast.Johnnylaughed."Do音投先灯否植增具youdoubtthatagoodswimmercoulddothat"askedtheteacher."No,小春决宗率道汽停切十简sir,"answeredJohnny,"butIwonderwhyhedi包治应及油硫怎环dnotswimitfourtimesandgetbacktothesidewherehisclotheswere."游泳者老师给同学们讲了一个小故事，说有一个人早饭前要在河里游泳，横渡三趟。约翰尼笑了。老师问道：“你不相信一个游泳很好的人可以做到么？”约翰尼回答说：“不是的，先生，我是不明白他为什么题者即征胜家够等够银不游四次，好回到他放衣服的跑声西脸还求北通续车那边。”4.Itwasthedayofthebi员gsale.Rumo听且rsofthesale(andsomeadvertisinginthelocalpaper)werethemainreasonforthelonglinethatformedby8:30,thestore'sopeningtime,infrontofthestore.Asmallmanpushedhiswaytothefrontoftheline,onlytobepushedback,amidloudandcolorfulcurse.Ontheman'ssecondattempt,hewaspunchedsquareinthejaw,andknockedaroundabit,andthenthrownattheendofthelineagain.Ashegotup,hesaidtothepersonattheendoftheline,”Thatdoesit!Iftheyhitmeonemoretime,Iwon'topenthestore!"一天，一个商店降价大甩卖。人们在开店之前就排在了商店门前，排成了很长的一队。一个身材矮小的人推挤着想到队伍的前面，但被推了回来，而且被咒骂着插队。那个人又一次努力往前挤，但是又被挤到了最后面，而且下巴被重重的碰了几下，他对最后一个人说：“如果他们再次这样对我，我就不去开商店门了！！！”5.GoldfishStan:Iwon92goldfish.Fred:WhereareyougoingtokeepthemStan:Inthebathroom。Fred:ButwhatwillyoudowhenyouwanttotakeabathStan:Blindfoldthem!斯丹：我赢了92条金鱼。弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？斯丹：浴室。弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办？斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛！追问：再来两个不太够啊回答：童英语小故事--小马过河(HowaColtCrossedtheRiver)Oneday,acolttookabagofwheattothemill.Ashewasrunningwiththebagonhisback,hecametoasmallriver.Thecoltcouldnotdecidewhetherhecouldcrossit.Lookingaround,hesawacowgrazingnearby.Heasked,"AuntCow,couldyoutellmeifIcancrosstheriver"Thecowtoldhimthathecouldandthattheriverwasnotverydeep,justkneehigh.thecoltwascrossingtheriverwhenasquirreljumpeddownatreeandstoppedhim.Thesquirrelshouted,"Colt,stop!Youlldrown!Oneofmyfriendsdrownedjustyesterdayintheriver."Notknowingwhattodo,thecoltwenthometoconsulthismom.Hetoldhismomhisexperienceontheway.Hismothersaid,"Mychild,dontalwayslistentoothers.Youdbettergoandtryyourself.Thenyoullknowwhattodo."Later,attheriver,thesquirrelstoppedthecoltagain."Littlehorse,itstoodangerous!""No,Iwanttotrymyself",answeredthecolt.Thenhecrossedtherivercarefully.Ontheothersideoftheriver,thecoltrealizedthattheriverwasneitherasshallowasthecowsaidnorasdeepasthesquirreltoldhim.Yousee,realknowledgecomesfrompractice.小马过河儿童英语故事中文译文一天，小马驮着麦子去磨坊。当他驮着口袋向前跑去时，突然发现一条小河挡住了去路。小马为难了，这可怎么办呢？它向四周望了望，看见一头奶牛在河边吃草。小马问道：“牛阿姨，请您告诉我，这条河我能趟过去吗？”奶牛回答说：“水很浅，刚到膝盖。”小马正准备过河，突然丛树上跳下一只松鼠，拦住它大叫道：“小马，别过河！你会被淹的。昨天，我的一个伙伴就在这条河里淹啦！”小马不知如何是好，于是决定回家问问妈妈。小马把路上的经历告诉了妈妈。妈妈说：“孩子，光听别人说是不行的，你自己亲自去试一试，就知道答案了。”小马回到河边，刚要下水，松鼠又大叫起来：“小马，你不要命啦？”小马说：“让我自己试试吧。”它一面回答一面下了河，小心地趟了过去。原来河水既不像老牛说的那样浅也不像松鼠说的那样深。这下明白了吧，实践才能出真知。TheFoxandtheCat狐狸和猫 IthappenedthatthecatmetMr.Foxinthewoods.Shethought,"Heisintelligentandwellexperienced,andishighlyregardedintheworld,"soshespoketohiminafriendlymanner,"Good-day,mydearMr.Fox.HowisitgoingHowareyouHowareyougettingbyinthesehardtimes" Thefox,filledwitharrogance,examinedthecatfromheadtofeet,andforalongtimedidnotknowwhetherheshouldgiveananswer.Atlasthesaid,"Oh,youpoorbeard-licker,youspeckledfool,youhungrymousehunter,whatareyouthinkingHaveyouthenervetoaskhowIamdoingWhatdoyouknowHowmanytricksdoyouunderstand" "Iunderstandbutone,"answeredthecat,modestly. "Whatkindofatrickisit"askedthefox. "Whenthedogsarechasingme,Icanjumpintoatreeandsavemyself." "Isthatall"saidthefox."Iammasterofahundredtricks,andinadditiontothatIhaveasackfulofcunning.Ifeelsorryforyou.Comewithme,andIwillteachyouhowoneescapesfromthedogs." Justthenahuntercamebywithfourdogs.Thecatjumpednimblyupatree,andsatdownatitstop,wherethebranchesandfoliagecompletelyhidher. "Untieyoursack,Mr.Fox,untieyoursack,"thecatshoutedtohim,butthedogshadalreadyseizedhim,andwereholdinghimfast. "Oh,Mr.Fox,"shoutedthecat."Youandyourhundredtricksareleftinthelurch.IfyoubeenabletoclimblikeIcan,youwouldnothavelostyourlife."一只猫在森林里遇到一只狐狸，心想：「他又聪明，经验又丰富，挺受人尊重的。」於是它很友好地和狐狸打招呼：「日安，尊敬的狐狸先生，您好吗？这些日子挺艰难的，您过得怎么样？」狐狸傲慢地将猫从头到脚地打量了一番，半天拿不定主意是不是该和它说话。最后它说：「哦，你这个倒霉的长着胡子、满身花纹的傻瓜、饥肠辘辘地追赶老鼠的家伙，你会啥？有甚么资格问我过得怎么样？你都学了点甚么本事？」「我只有一种本领。」猫谦虚地说。「甚么本领？」狐狸问。「有人追我的时候，我会爬到树上去藏起来保护自己。」「就这本事？」狐狸不屑地说：「我掌握了上百种本领，而且还有满口袋计谋。我真觉得你可怜，跟着我吧，我教你怎么从追捕中逃生。」 就在这时，猎人带着四条狗走近了。猫敏捷地窜到一棵树上，在树顶上蹲伏下来，茂密的树叶把它遮挡得严严实实。「快打开你的计谋口袋，狐狸先生，快打开呀！」猫冲着狐狸喊道。可是猎狗已经将狐狸扑倒咬住了。「哎呀，狐狸先生，」猫喊道，「你的千百种本领就这么给扔掉了！假如你能像我一样爬树就不至於丢了性命了！」
