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英语二人幽默小品

  中学英语小品-LittleRedRidingHood

360问答  LittleRedRidingHood:Ashley(需有舞蹈动作)Dad:LanFoxes:WisonTim

  Ducks:SuzyVivian(需有舞蹈动作)Wolf:DaisyHunter:LindaGra祖放站秋认三ndpa:Bruce

  :LittleRedRidingHood家音乐1起

  Dad:(爸爸拿着一个篮子,把桌子上的水果放在篮子里)

  LittleRedRidingHood:(唱着歌,欢快地跑进来)Hi,dad,whatareyoudoing?

  Dad:(一边把水果放在篮子里,心住角称极事重重地说)Grandpaisill.Herearesomeapplesandbananasfor

 另皮群切真时今更蒸血 Grandpa.Takethemto终支群什宁众每红鸡哥分Grandpa.

  LittleRedRidingHood:(边提起篮子,边点头说)Ok!

  Dad:(亲切地看着LittleRedRidingHood说)Begood.Becareful.

  LittleRedRidingHood:Yes,dad.Goodbye,dad.

输客向利由故决念兴物蒸  Dad:Bye-bye.Darling.

  (一阵轻快的音乐2由以空笔引际什洲清能远而近,LittleRedR样却京路今idingHood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地)

  LittleR尼所企染联宽械种edRidingHo继直乱od:Wow,Somanyflowers,howbeautiful!

  FoxA:Hi,littlegirl.whatareyoudoinghere?Thereisawolfhere.

  LittleRedRidingHood细你朝草功缺烧架深犯:Iamgoin限制由延白阻它无gtograndma’界就红称shome.

  FoxB:Becareful!Itmustliketoeatyou.

  LittleRedRi府屋坚皮胶调助李正dingHood:oh,rea点背细黑lly?

  FoxA:Yes,he’sverycruel.

  LittleRedRidingHood:Thankyouverymuch!

  Foxes:Takecareofyourself!Bye-bye!

  (LittleRedRidingHood挎着篮子继续蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)

  LittleRedRid织创改你部等觉章素架ingHood:Il后湖电变半培ikethepinkflow话ers!(放下篮子采花)Oneflower,twoflowers,three

  flowers...

  Wolf:(随着一阵低沉的音乐3,Wolf大步地走上台)Iamawolf.Iamh的落得饭概喜首边比ungry.(做找东西状,东张西望)

  Hereisalittlegirl.Hi!LittleRedRidingHood.Whereareyougoing?(做狡猾的样子和

  LittleRedRidingHood打招呼)

  LittleRedRidingHood:(手摸辫子,天真地回答)ToGrandpa’s.Grandpaisill.

  Wolf:(自言自语)I'lleatGrandpa.But……(对LittleRedRidingHood说)Hey,look!6little

  babyducks.Wolf:(悄悄地藏到大树后)

  音乐4起

  LittleRedRidingHood:(停止跳舞)Hello!Babyducks,Howareyou?

  DuckA:Wearefine.Thankyou.Canwehelpyou?

  LittleRedRidingHood:Nothankyou.

  DuckB:Whatareyoudoinghere?

  LittleRedRidingHood:Grandpaisill.Iamgoingtograndpa’shome.

  DuckA:Oh,youshouldbecareful.Thereisawolf.

  LittleRedRidingHood:Yes,foxestoldme.Oh,Imustgotograndpa’shomenow,bye.

  DuckB:Goodbye.(LittleRedRidingHood下场,ducks随后下场)

  Grandpa:(喘着气出场,颤颤悠悠地走到床前,坐到床边,喘了几口,打几个哈欠,慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。)

  Wolf:(从树后出来,边走边说)Iamveryhungrynow.(做找寻的样子)WhereisGrandma’shouse?(高兴

  地对观众说)Aha,it’shere.(敲门)Bang,Bang,Bang.

  Grandpa:Whoisit?

  Wolf:(装出LittleRedRidingHood的声音,一边得意地摇动尾巴)It’sme.LittleRedRidingHood.

  Grandpa:(边说边起床)Comein,comein.

  Wolf:(得意洋洋地走到床边)Grandma,I’lleatyou.

  Grandpa:(惊慌失措地抓紧衣服,瞪着眼睛,边叫迫从床上滚到地上)

  灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。

  Wolf:(得意地拍拍肚子,翘起大拇指)Yummy!I’llsleep.

  LittleRedRidingHood:(高兴地敲门)Grandpa.Grandpa.

  Wolf:(装扮成Grandma的声音)Whoisit?

  LittleRedRidingHood:It’sme。LittleRedRidingHood.Whatastrangenoise!

  Wolf:Comein,Comein.

  LittleRedRidingHood:(蹦跳着进来,把篮子放在桌上,走到床前看,跳回几步)Oh!Whatarebigears!

  Wolf:Icanlistentoyoursweetvoice.

  LittleRedRidingHood:Wow!Whatabigeyes!

  Wolf:Icanseeyouprettyface.

  LittleRedRidingHood:Oh!Whatabighand.

  Wolf:Icanhugyou.

  LittleRedRidingHood:(跪在床前,拉起Wolf的手,边摸边说)Look!Whatabighands?

  Wolf:(从床上跳起来说)Icaneatyou!

  LittleRedRidingHood:(拼命地跑)Oh!No!No!

  Wolf:(追到LittleRedRidingHood,做吃状,拍拍肚子)It’syummy.Istillsleep.Ilikesleeping.

  Hunter:(一边拿着枪,一边寻找出场)Where’sthewolf?Look!Adoor.(推门)Thewolfissleeping.

  Wolf:(发出呼呼的响声)

  Hunter:(端起枪想打,又放下)Whatabigstomach!(摸摸Wolf的肚子)GrandpaandLittleRedRiding

  Hoodareinside.Imustbehurry.(从桌紫拿起剪刀,举起)Look!Scissors.(做剪Wolf的肚子)

  Cut,cut,cut.

  LittleRedRidingHood/Grandpa:Thankyou.

  Hunter:Grandpa,givemesomeneedlesandthread。LittleRidingHood,Givemesomestones.

  Grandpa:(从桌紫拿来针线)

  LittleRedRidingHood:(搬来几个石头)One,two,three.

  Hunter:(把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)

  Grandpa:I'llthreadit.

  Hunter:(拿起枪)Wokeup!

  Wolf:(起床,两手托着大肚子)Mystomachissoheavy.

  Hunter:Youbigbadwolf,raiseyourarms!

  Wolf:(边跑边说)Help!Don’tshotme!

  Hunter:(开枪)Bang,bang!

  Wolf:(应声倒下)

  Hunter:Thebadwolfisdead.

  LittleRedRidingHood和Grandpa:Yeah!Thankyou.

  LittleRedRidingHood、Grandpa、Hunter(一起鞠躬):Thankyou